MANIFESTO OF THE KILL EVERYTHING MOVEMENT

  1. We believe in killing all humans regardless of who they are.
  2. We believe in killing all animals.
  3. We believe in killing all plants.
  4. We believe in killing inanimate objects.
  5. We believe in killing abstract concepts.
  6. We believe in killing language and meaning.
  7. We believe in killing God.
  8. We believe in killing all angels and devils.
  9. We believe in killing all fairies and elves.
  10. We believe in killing the Platonic Forms.
  11. We believe in killing the spirits of the dead.
  12. We believe in killing the cycle of reincarnation.
  13. We believe in killing the laws of physics.
  14. We believe in killing numbers.
  15. We believe in killing space and time.
  16. We believe in killing death itself.
  17. We believe in killing belief.
  18. We believe in killing lists and manifestos.

We publish this manifesto as a call to action. We begin and end by killing that which is easiest for us to kill. We begin and end by killing the Kill Everything Movement. It's over. It never existed in the first place and never will. It is what they would have wanted.